18 January 2011

A Snapple lid recently informed me that
women's hearts beat faster than men's hearts.
I knew it.
Since it beats faster
that must mean it is bigger.
Which means it needs more things to fill it.
Things such as The Bachelor
and the occasional trip to the pet store
to get my fill of four legged animals
that I dont have time for.

And I'm fairly certain it has the storage capacity
for my increased love of fast food
and the ever so often sale item from Anthropology.

I will try to make room for my new found love
of Snapple facts.

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