2 a.m.

So we thought if we started waiting in line at 2 am we would get a chance at seeing

Lady Gaga
perform for free at The Today Show.

We thought wrong.
The fans
(some in their own crafty get ups
refer to below)
who started camping out on the sidewalks of New York
3 days in advance
(refer even lower)
were clearly thinking right.
She even bought them pizza.

After schmoozing the
security
event staff
fast pass holders
vip fan liners
regular fans
and even
police
we gave up.
And went to a diner that enticed us with their ever catchy motto
"Belgian Waffles are excellent anytime!"
Which I completely agree with.

After multiple valiant efforts
I guess this is what we missed out on...